FREE Neal Mayhem Mask
I’ve listened to your pleas, and now, I’m proud to be able to give you, for free, your very own Neal Mayhem Mask.
It was only the other day that I did post a tweet on my Twitter, about how you can only consider yourself successful if someone can get a hold of a mask of you.
You can only say you’ve ‘made it’, if someone can walk into a shop and buy your face to wear as a mask.
— Neal Mayhem (@RealNealMayhem) February 3, 2013
Well, the heavens are clearly listening, because no more than a couple of days later, and now you can indeed get yourself a real, authentic, official Neal Mayhem mask. And what’s more, it won’t cost you a penny!
Simply cut around the dotted line, and prepare to wow your friends, as they think that you are in fact, Neal Mayhem. Then, stand back, and relish in the glee as you remove your cunning disguise, and reveal that you are, after all, just another nobody loser member of their sad social circle.
To obtain your free mask, simply click here.
Get them quick! These masks are only available for a limited time. Or for as long as your printer has paper and ink in it.